Remind me why I pay £1300 a month to live here?

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I guess your local tube station will always be a favourite because you associate it with being home. I particularly like Aldgate East because it's all scuzzy and mid-refurb, I say 'mid-refurb' but it's been in its disheveled state for the 2+ years I've lived here.

 Unusually, there are no escalators at this station which is a plus for me as I have a fear of falling down them.

 I hope they never finish the refurbishment. Knowing TFL, they probably never will.

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It’s not so sexy is it?

Every three weeks or so I recreate the Psycho bathroom scene, all in the name of vanity.

Whenever I’m in hotels I worry they think I have some sort of vampire fetish when the maids have to collect my towels the next day.

Red hair comes at a price, don’t let anybody tell you differently.